What I learned in Torts I

The following is my to do list after attending tonight's BarBri lecture (this will likely only be funny if you are in BarBri):

• Get a spouse so I can defame other people and use spousal immunity
• Have Barry Bonds sue me for my defamatory statements about his steroid use and then use truth as a defense
• Expose the mayor for being a nudist (because I can expose his two dual spheres to each other with no repercussions under any privacy torts)